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Mommy I need some help here!!!!....
Why do all the dump poor people hate this country mommy? Lately they are trying to take me out of the white cabin cuz they think that I am cheating and lying about a candy delivery to the neigbor camp. Its a total lie and some of the dumbest people here hate me. I think they want the whole camp to fail and we get taken over by the neighbor camp. They dont love camp d.c. And I think they are secret brussel sprout lovers, eww ick!
Mommy im trying my best, so why are there people who hate camp? I dont know, I cant figure it out. I think they know I am the smartest and most stable person around here and are jelous of all the girls who want to sex me up.
Its not funny tho, they make everything I say and do look bad when I actually am the best thing that ever happened to camp d.c and the world in general, just like you've always told me mommy. But the things the poor ugly people do here sometimes make me sad. Like when dumbhead nancy pelosi ripped up my really awesome and important letter I gave her. That proves that she hates a great camp and lots of money and candy. Which is what I keep telling everyone that we will have if they just believe everything I say without questioning at ALL.
Is that so hard mommy? Sometimes I think I should just send all the people who hate this camp, the people who dont believe everything I say, away and never let them come back. Then this would be such a great place, a place where everyone loves me and believes everything that comes out of my mouth cuz it all totally 100% true, all thet ime. You know that mommy, and you still believe me right?!
A little sad here,
your donnie