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Hi mommy, its your favorite son writing from this dumb camp you sent me to. Lately there are some dummy heads trying to kick me out of the big cabin. They say I am mean and that I dont like poor people, im like whaaaatttt? There is pretty much nobody in history who likes poor people more than me. I like poor people so much that I went to a big car race that they all go to and they loved it. I ate hot dogs and cotton candy and I relly showed that I am the biggest supporter of the poor lazys! And there are the stupid hateers saying that I am just lying and trying to get support from the poors. That is so unfair mommy! Anyway, I think the only thing that matters is that the poors at the big race loved me cuz they know im big and strong and super on their side, you know cuz I understand what its like to be them and I can take care of them like a big daddy. They like that, it makes them feel good and warm inside. What im having more trouble with is the germ going around camp. The Dumbs are like 'you need to do something about it!' And I totally AM mom! I am such a big supporter of health stuff and im telling everyone its goona be great and not worry at all. The smart people totally believe me and are really calm and cool about it cuz they know we're the best camp ever on earth and we can totally beat up any germ that comes around with our big muscles.. So dont believe anything you hear from camp, unless its totally good news and its from me. I am on top of it mom, thanks to the super big brain that I have! Love you
donnie