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Dear mommy, Im so angry with dumb farthead Joey Biden.
He thinks he is so more popular than me but he isn’t. He is talking all kinds of trash about me and thinks he is going to beat me in the big pie eating contest next year. But he is TOTALLY not! I hate him so much, its like everyone is giving him attention and not even remembering that I like saved the whole camp from being blown up by little Kimmy Un.
If it wasn’t for me this place would burn to the ground! IM the only one here at camp, even the only one in the entire universe that can lead the camp to be great again, like back when it was a camp of only rich white kids.Back in the good ol days. I’m the one making us great, IM the one who is making the whole camp rich, IM the one who is keeping Putinski and Kimmy from blowing us all up! Why can't anyone see that mom!>??>!?>!
I swear im going to beat Joey up so bad, cuz im like way stronger than him and even better looking. All the girls here want me, like so bad, and I don't blame them. Its kinda hard being so popular and having everyone want to be just like me, except the dumb people, and the poor people. Screw them,the should all go to camp D and be invaded by the burrito camp next door.
I even can't stand how Joey is always smiling and acts like so smug, like he is so cool. IM the cool one here! I get so angry mom when the people here give attention to anyone else. Don't they see that im the best and richest ever? Whats wrong with people that they don’t do what I say, cuz im also the smartest like in the whole world.!!!! Its mind boggling mommy. Sometimes I just want to cry and come home.I cant wait for this all to be over and I can come back to my own neighbourhood and push people around there.
You rmelancholy baby donnie:(