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That Moon is at it again, runnning across the darkened sky and dragging tits fingers thru...

Finally the hangover month, called January, is over! The universe has paid off all that Xmas shopping and sobered up enough to send some positive vibes down here to us little earthlings. From Feb 1st we will be in Mars square Neptune which might be a little....

Its been a while since such celestial abundance has been upon us flat earthers.

This October ,ladies and germs, is not the October to mess with. Its got thrills, chills , and if we're not careful, a few spills along the way.

The energy is high this month because of the Sun Conjunct Mars fiasco up there!

The new moon in Leo starts us out in August!! AAAWwwwwwwowoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Wait, thats a full moon..

The summer months here on the home planet (for some of us) are full of celestial hugs and a few gentle nudges to get us on the path to excellence..

Welcome to June little hoomans. It is a busy month, it is a hot month, things are warming up in the cauldron of the cosmos and it all starts on the 3rd!!

Happy May day!!! Even the universe wants to join in the party. But beware,she is a little like a big Mastiff doggie making a mess all over.

Bang,and then there was a universal april fools joke starting on the first of the month lasting until the fourth.................

Aries is Mar20 -Apr19

On the 5th will be the first Mercury Retrograde and holy shnike will it throw everything into a real brassy, sassy, humdinger!